We normally don’t like the Redskins much, and seeing them lose to the monumentally pathetic Lions should have given us at least a tiny bit of pleasure. But we can’t rejoice in a rival’s misery, it turns out. We can only compliment the Lions vaguely and move on to more important questions: Will Jim Zorn, the Skins coach, be fired? And while we’re on the subject, do you think Jim Zorn is related to avant-garde composer John Zorn? How many Zorns does it take to…? Revisit the Gurus picks here.